harnröhrenentzündung

Okay, I know ragging on German is getting old. But.

I'M SO GLAD I DON'T GET URINARY TRACT INFECTIONS THE WAY I USED TO.

Because this is how you say it: harnröhrenentzündung.

I'd rather deal with the sensation of having to piss every waking minute, hobbling to the toilet, squeezing out one little teardrop of urine and then searching madly for the extinguisher because I've got a fire to put out than say THAT WORD.

The stress of saying that word on top of the discomfort that comes with having a brush fire in my pants would make me spontaneously combust.