A part of me wishes that I'd never figured this sign out.
I was driving through Florence, KY with Matthew when we saw it. PICK U PAWHOLE.
Wait, what?
"That sign makes me think I'm fucked up," Matthew said.
Pawhole? PAW-HOLE? Piehole? What's going on here? A crazy-spelled word in a sentenceish formation? And isn't piehole/pawhole kinda rude for a huge Big Boy sign?
"That signs needs to be translated out of Kentucky," I said.
"And into Ohio," he finished.
After I'd said "pick u pawhole pumpkin pie" out loud and to myself thirty or forty times, I decided to send Matthew a pick u pawhole text message. In the interest of time, I left out the spaces and I noticed that it looked funny, almost like real words.
Pick up a whole pumpkin pie.
Damn it!
12.11.2008
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5 comments:
this made me LOL :)
so when are WE getting our next Nip/Tuck fix? You and the librarian can pickupawholeorahalfpieifyouwant.
It totally says pick u pawhole. That's Kentucky slang for something, I just don't know what.
ah, florence. does the water tower still say florence, y'all?
pick u pawhole!
how do you know about the water tower california dude?
i'm only a california dude now. i grew up in your part of the world.
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